Thursday, March 09, 2006

Humorous Quotes of Albert Einstein

- A question that often drives me hazy: am I or the others crazy?
- Anyone who has never made a mistake has never done anything new.
- Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- I want to know God's thoughts,..... the rest are details..
- If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor
- If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
- Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them
- It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Setting an example is not the main means of influencing others; it is the only means.
- The hardest thing in the world to understand, is income tax.
- The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
- The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Things should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- When the solution is simple, God is answering.


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