A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
~ Frank Dane - [Conservatives]

A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
~ Frank Dane - [Liberals]

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
~ Frank Dane - [Optimism]

A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
~ Frank Dane - [Morality]

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
~ Frank Dane - [Business]

Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
~ Frank Dane - [Elections]

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
~ Frank Dane - [Ignorance]

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
~ Frank Dane - [Jokes and Jokers]

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
~ Frank Dane - [Enemies]

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
~ Frank Dane - [Winners and Winning]

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
~ Frank Dane - [Home]

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
~ Frank Dane - [Sin]

Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
~ Frank Dane - [Inflation]

Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
~ Frank Dane - [Politicians and Politics]

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
~ Frank Dane - [Greatness]

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
~ Frank Dane - [Books and Reading]

The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.''
~ Frank Dane - [Politicians and Politics]

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
~ Frank Dane - [Love]

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
~ Frank Dane - [Time and Time Management]

Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]
~ Frank Dane - [Cities and City Life]